So I normally reserve Saturdays for my deep cleaning day. The reason, because Mix96.1 plays 70's and "More" all friggin day until 12am! The "More" part of 70's and "More" can kiss my ass tho. As much as I like "More" and "More" meaning the 80's, I honestly like to reserve this day for 70's only. They just changed this format at the beginning of summer, so I guess I just need to deal and not let my Betty Davis eyes hurt so much. So on top of my staple Saturday chores, I am going to introduce you to my scumbag of a shower. Now, this shower you can eat off of. I keep this baby clean every day, not only do I deep clean it more than monthly, I use that awesome invention called Clean Shower Spray. The thing is that I have a fancy glass shower door with lots of pores so the door always looks cloudy. Well, after trying about every lung busting chemical known to man, I got some advice from my friend over at the thehappylilhomemaker.com. Now this lady knows her stuff, I would eat Gazpacho off her floor one day. She lives in Illinois, so that will be no time soon, but I have known her husband since I was 12, so I know she is good people. I am going to run to the hardware today after my Yoga class and do exactly what she told me, and that was to buy some White vinegar and a spray bottle (both I own) and dry wall sand paper. On my way home, I am gonna grab a 6 pack of brew, because what else goes better with vinegar?
So here is what we are looking at:
I am not gonna bash my grandparents here, but this is I have to honestly say there is scum on this shower since 1982. I grabbed my gear.((dont hate on my shower chair! I like to relax geesh!))
Let me be the first to say that this beer is the worst beer in the entire world. If Zoo had a flavor, this would be it. I am not a waster, so I popped them open and started my work. I first sprayed down the shower door with straight up white vinegar. I let it soak while I did some other chores around the house (one of them being cleaning up the graffiti tag crap some ass clown tagged up on my house AGAIN)
After that "Success" I re entered my bathroom and reapplied some more white vinegar. I then took the dry wall sander and "sanded". I do admit, this was AN EFFIN CHORE! I repeated these steps about 5 times. Rinsing each time. I would say the success rate for today was about an 80%. I have lots of patience, but I just couldn't bring myself to repeat another cycle, plus my arms were killing the eff out of me. I will have to keep up on this chore and slowly but surely have it at 100%.
Look you can see my tuxedo kitty Harmony!!! Soooooo...If you are lucky to have a cloth curtain, throw it in the washer! Throw the plastic one in there too! Just dont put the plastic one in the dryer! As for the Zoo Beer, shame on me.
