Under the sink!

Under the sink is a foul place to be. If you are like me you have your garbage can under there because you don't want your house guests seeing all you crap, and you don't want them walking in you house saying your house smells like Ass, like the donkey kind, smelly, petting zoo ass. And well, not only does everyone miss the trash can, this is also a dumping ground for things to hide or things to jam in and spill all over the place causing a toxic waste spill and CalOsha gets called out to fine your messy ass. So that leads to today's "chore" today, I tackle the under the sink cabinet. I first grab my Dads Elton John Madman Across the Water album and as I hear that little piano intro to Tiny Dancer, I am on the floor, taking every thing out of said cabinet. Now, a disclaimer to yal, I did not have anything to drink today. I in fact have a belly ache. I made the mistake of eating an Airhead, the candy, and my stomach churned like I drank a bottle of Cold Duck. So I will not be joining in the festivities tonight, I in fact will be your designated cleaner. So back to the cleaning. I am a big advocate for just taking everything out and either putting it in a box, sorting thru the keep, and discard items. I then took a cleaning solution, 409 spray to be exact and sprayed the hell out of the "flooring" and the doors because it was nasty as shit!((make sure there is no other chemicals there, NO MIXING CHEMICALS!) There was a sticky otter pop wrapper and some dog shampoo and who knows what else! It was sticky. I let that crap sit for about 5 min as I sorted thru the items. I am pretty good about keeping only household cleaners under here and it was relieving that there was nothing out of that ordinary. Now, first of all don't hate on my simple blog format, because this all came to me suddenly and here I am. I promise to make this blog extra blingy with a lot of before and after photos. For this task, all I have is the after. Anyways, after the soak and sort, I wiped off the cleaner and placed all the items back in the cupboard. You know, it took me like 15 min. I aint gonna do anything else for the rest of the night because, its late. And that was my cleaning quota for a boring Friday night. Think I am gonna go snuggle with my cats and watch some Steel Magnolias, with maybe a night cap. Goodnight friends. Good luck with your kitchen sink cabinet!