Welcome To The Drunken Single Housewife!

My name is Nelly. I am a 33 y/o mom with a bunch of loud messy kids (including myself) & there is nothing funner than grabbing an icy adult beverage, popping in some loud 70's music & tackling cleaning projects around the house(especially at 10:30pm).So Where did I come from? Well, honestly, I have to admit, I once was (kinda) a hoarder (in a responsible round about kinda way) I never took cleaning seriously, and honestly I had my priorities scattered in random, useless areas. I also had a different life before and that all changed in August of 2009, when my husband died suddenly of a heart attack. Our lives suddenly changed, we were forced out of our house we shared for 12 years, and 9 months later another move was made to settle in to the house we plan on staying in for a very long time. I have learned a lot about myself during this grieving journey, but one thing I want to share here is what I have learned, becoming a more organized, a more cleaner, more tidier person. I am not a neat freak, I am not a germ a phobe, I just get very satisfied over accomplishing a task that seemed doomed or overwhelming. I ask you to join me every post. Clean with me! Tell me what works, tell me what didn't work! Don't clean with me, I don't give a shit, but maybe a little help from me can get your Hoarder's Buried Alive House looking like Martha Stewarts. storage shed.
***Disclaimer! If you are under the drinking age, maybe you should not be on here, or if you are really wanting advice, maybe grab a cold energy drink, CUZ UNDERAGE DRINKING IS ILLEGAL!*

Friday, July 15, 2011

Welcome To The Drunken Single Housewife!

You have reached this destination because #1, you are someone that may enjoy a Fine Chardonnay or a cheap ass cold Boones Farm. Regardless, #2, you are in need of motivation and/guidance of a fine cleaning (of your house and/or office). Every day(ok maybe not everyday) I will post a chore (what to do, a stop drop and roll may have you) So, what the hell do you think I am your maid? NO, this site is for you to follow me thru a "MAGICAL JOURNEY OF CLEANING YOUR MESSY ASS DIGGS!" So take my hand, get your drink on, bust out your old ass "Best Of Pablo Cruise" record(#3), and lets get to cleaning! ****WARNING, IF YOU ARE UNDER THE DRINKING AGE, THEN GRAB A HIGH ENERGY DRINK, UNDERAGE DRINKING IS ILLEGAL, YA PUNKS! SHIT, IF YAL ARE GONNA DRINK AN ENERGY DRINK WHY DON'T YOU JUST COME OVER AND HELP ME, EFF CLEANING YOUR HOUSE***
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