Welcome To The Drunken Single Housewife!

My name is Nelly. I am a 33 y/o mom with a bunch of loud messy kids (including myself) & there is nothing funner than grabbing an icy adult beverage, popping in some loud 70's music & tackling cleaning projects around the house(especially at 10:30pm).So Where did I come from? Well, honestly, I have to admit, I once was (kinda) a hoarder (in a responsible round about kinda way) I never took cleaning seriously, and honestly I had my priorities scattered in random, useless areas. I also had a different life before and that all changed in August of 2009, when my husband died suddenly of a heart attack. Our lives suddenly changed, we were forced out of our house we shared for 12 years, and 9 months later another move was made to settle in to the house we plan on staying in for a very long time. I have learned a lot about myself during this grieving journey, but one thing I want to share here is what I have learned, becoming a more organized, a more cleaner, more tidier person. I am not a neat freak, I am not a germ a phobe, I just get very satisfied over accomplishing a task that seemed doomed or overwhelming. I ask you to join me every post. Clean with me! Tell me what works, tell me what didn't work! Don't clean with me, I don't give a shit, but maybe a little help from me can get your Hoarder's Buried Alive House looking like Martha Stewarts. storage shed.
***Disclaimer! If you are under the drinking age, maybe you should not be on here, or if you are really wanting advice, maybe grab a cold energy drink, CUZ UNDERAGE DRINKING IS ILLEGAL!*

Saturday, July 30, 2011

It's Shark Week!

So..after a year and a month...good ole Swiffer Wet Jet was falling apart..so on this lonely Saturday night 9pm rolls along and I decide to go to Target to replace this God forbidden "miracle mop" and its corresponding overlypriced pads and squirty crap...and I stumble upon this gem...ok I have been wishing for it on my Amazon wishlist for about 2 years...but no sugar daddy (or mama, which ever way you sway) has come forward to help a cleaning diva out...so I bit the bullet and bought it....and can I just say...besides other undisclosed machinary in my house...this one is the bees knees...secondary to my Dyson vac. I love it...I used it after using the p.o.s. Swiffer and it found a lot more crap and cat hair...eff...again I wish I took before and after pics of the pads...but I was so effin eager to clean the Shark pad. Doods...this thing is worth it. Because of all the warning labels...I decided to stay sober for this one..but I was listening to some Boston while "steaming"...goodnight friends.


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